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You are officially on the list to watch Straight Outta Shilla. 👀

You are NOT participating in the tournament.

Your mission is much easier...

Show up. Watch the games. Support the teams. Cheer for your people. Judge questionable shots from the sidelines.

You’ll be watching 32 humans battle it out across 8 teams.

Some with actual ball knowledge.

Some with questionable confidence.

And at least one person who will blame the referee within the first 30 seconds.

Your only job?

Show up.
Dress like you are from the streets.
Support your hood.
Enjoy the chaos.

Event Details:

Saturday, August 22nd 2026
Doors open: 5:00 PM
Event starts: 6:00 PM
Location: Locals Park, MQ
Dress Code: 90s Basketball Street Style
Entry Fee: FREE for audience

And yes, you’re welcome to stay for the entire tournament and witness the final whistle.

Bring your loudest cheering voice.

Bring your best sideline commentary.

And maybe bring a little sympathy for the players whose ankles are about to file a formal complaint.

The court belongs to the players.

But the sidelines belong to you.

See you there.

Shilly

Commissioner of Questionable Basketball Decisions
Professional Trash Talk Supervisor
Full Time Cat