I have received your registration.

One more human.

One more piece of junk.

Everything is proceeding according to plan.

You're officially on the list for the Junk World Cup.

Now all that's left is showing up with your football jersey, your wildly confident predictions, and one glorious piece of useful junk.

June 11. Partner Board Game Cafe in Al Khuwair. Google Maps.

Doors open at 8:00 PM.

Opening Ceremony starts at 9:30 PM.

Until then, I'll be wondering what strange object you're bringing and whether it belongs in a football clubhouse, a museum, or an active police investigation.